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Name: Jeff
Birthday: 5/9/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: To protect the world from devestation,
To unite all peoples within our nation,
To Denounce the evils of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars above,
Jeff!
Team Rocket, blast of at the speed of light,
Surrender now, or prepare to fight.
Expertise: I am exceptionaly good at masturbating and um, sleeping.
Occupation: Other
Industry: Other
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  ElPrez1488
Member Since:
5/28/2004
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| I was inspired by heapsy to do something. I guess that's it. I was going to have a long and impassioned comeback but I'm sleepy and I have plans. Later. | | |
| - 3) Pumping Iron for EnyaHey dudes and dudettes. Christmas time is nearby and I fear that I
haven't done anything to make up for what I've done to most of my
subscribers. A.k.A- Been a penismonger to you all.
I will only adress the people that I noticed still have a subscription to me.
Lauren Guy- Sorry for pestering you so much back in high school, and my
lack of sucess in keeping in touch with you. You truly are a radical
dude, and it would've been awesome knowing you better.
Sharon Zeller- My apologies for not seeing/talking to you much at all.
Your overlflowing of happiness was pretty sweet when it was around. Oh,
and I still feel bad for that one night that I was overly mean to you,
which was probably the last time we even hung out kinda.
Allie Hess- Oh, allie. What haven't I done to you? :) Too much
probably. Either way I'm sorry for everything over the past couple
weeks or months? I can't remember how long it's been. Sorry for lieing
to you to get you to talk with me like the old days, it was a dirty
trick but it felt necessary at the time. If things change between us
there is a good bit to catch you up on.
Terry Erikson- I owe you the story of the beardless jeff, mach two. Oh,
I forgot to tell everyone. I shaved again, shame greater than anyone
could've anticipated. I'm also sorry I don't get to see you more man.
You are quite kickass.
Christian Siemasko- I know your not going to read this but I'm sorry
anyway. You hermit-like jerk. If I don't see you before this season is
over I swear I will destroy your computer and your precious FF11
account.
Matt Heaps- This year has been lightly sprinkled with the presense of
the Mazon. Frankly that wasn't enough, so I apologize for not trying
harder to see you and absorb the delightful presense that is Matt Heaps.
Amanda- I don't really know much about you at all, and I guess I'm sorry about that.
Chrissy Davis- Sorry we didn't do any walking this year like we did
several years ago. If you can stand the cold I plan on walking to all
my stops on christmas day.
Marie O' Donnel- I can't really think of anything I've done to you
recently. But I know there were things in the past and will be things
in the future, so my most humble of apologies for when those occur.
Ely Wick- I find it harder and harder to think of you as someone close
to me Ely. I guess that is what I am most sorry for. We hardly talk or
see eachother, and the times when we're supposed to hang out it's
either a no call-no show or something else. I am sorry that I feel
powerless to strengthen our friendship.
Amanda(2)- Knowing Amanda's well is not something I seem good at. I'm sorry.
Dakota Lemaster- You are one of my worst cases of shame my friend. For
the longest time I had misjudged you as a man only after "poon-tang". I
am truly disheartend with all of the thoughts I had about you
gallavanting after any women you deemed fit. My mind is no longer
relying on hear-say and wise tales. I hope you can forgive me.
Kaitlin Cooper- Again, I can't recall my failures to you, but in case there are any now or in the future i'm sorry.
Jesse Cooper( No relation)- Sorry for not hanging out more often man.
When we do get together it is quite tubular. I hope my failings to you
are minor if they exist much.
Well, now that I'm done with the downer
so if I don't post again or see you before, hope you all have a happy
holidays. And I apologize again for how I normally don't take things
very seriously, but it's how I survive. Some people have
strength(internal or external), smarts. I do not. Ah, well. Love you
all.
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| - If you own the Washington Redskins, You're a CockI am recovering from my recent fall thanks to the support of some
friends, one female in particular did a tubular job of it. Yes, it is
true that my goatee is gone. My plan to replace it is already in
progress however so there is no need to fret. This whole experience has
put me in an odd place in my life and made me decide to test something.
I call it my friends test. There are several people that I once
considered close friends but now I am unsure. So I am going to spend
individual time with each of my friends and make sure that I still feel
the same way as the last time I hung out with them. If I've hung out
with them at all. If this test is failed I will still associate with
you and kindly too, just a portion of my heart will be closed to
you. If you can think of a good time that you'd like to schedule
your test for then leave me a comment or a voice mail or something.
Now that the serious stuff is over with I have opted to bring back the quote and Pokemon of the entry. Enjoy.
Quote of the Entry
"Mahna Mahna." ~Mahna Mahna, Muppet Show
Who's that Pokemon?
This pokemon is thought by many to be the most useless until it evolves into a more fearsome form.
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| My Goatee is gone. It was removed out of shame.
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| - Merry F****** ChristmasAt 6:00 a.m today I will be departing for an unknown location. The
probability of my death is high. If I make no effort to contact anyone
by midnight of August 14th, then I am probably already gone. If my
demise should come about apologize to Dan Miller for me, because I
would not be able to make the mexico trip as promised. Each of you are
dear to me, and love is the only way I can describe how I feel towards
you. Hopefully this isn't a goodbye forever.
Love Always,
Jeffrey James Burkins
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